Protection

Kommentieren Jun 01 2016

 

Mom - “Now if you don’t use protection on your phone, how much will it cost you to buy a new one?”
Boy - “Too much, at least \$300”
Mom - “Now imagine not using protection and having to spend at least a million on it.”
Boy - “What? Mom a phone would never cost a million dollars!”
Mom - “No, but a kid does. So fucking use protection.”