> Mom - "Now if you don't use protection on your phone, how much will it cost you to buy a new one?"
> Boy - "Too much, at least \$300"
> Mom - "Now imagine not using protection and having to spend at least a million on it."
> Boy - "What? Mom a phone would never cost a million dollars!"
> Mom - "No, but a kid does. So fucking use protection."

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